virtualDavis

I’m sooo with you, email forwards are a drag. Except when they aren’t!

I just received one that added some overdue levity to my day. It allegedly represents real classified advertisements. Thought it was worth sharing.

Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

Free puppies: 1/2 Cockerspaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.

FOUND: Dirty white dog. Looks like a rat… Been out awhile… Better be a reward.

1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB –$850/offer

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE: only used on snowy days.

COWS, CALVES: Never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

HUMMERS: Largest selection ever. “If it’s in stock, we have it!”

GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown – 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE: never opened – used once.

Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer & dryer $300.

Alzheimer’s Center prepares for an affair to remember.

OPEN HOUSE: Body Shapers Toning Salon. Free coffee & donuts.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. ****Wife knows everything.****

Peculiar. These seem to update to the file on my website, but the insert page which combines the destination file with the output page refuses to update with the new information. The new entries… So, some bugs still to work out. Hmmm…

Seems to be a better day for trying to work out the kinks. Not positive that all of the strange bugs are gone, but I seem to be getting more or less the results I want. This will enable me to plug in blogs through blogger.com, or rather to permit CRD, III and GGD, Jr. to keep their homepages updated through this free service. Hmmm… still having some problems with CRD’s insert though. Not quite sure why.